robberbaron Menu (Update 2025)

Welcome to robberbaron, a cozy gem nestled in the heart of San Francisco at 2032 Polk St. This wine bar excels in creating a warm, inviting atmosphere where every guest feels like family. With a curated selection of wines and unique cocktails, it's no surprise that patrons adore coming back for more.

The commitment to stellar service is palpable, as reflected in the glowing reviews of attentive staff, including the beloved bartender, Matt. Alongside delightful drinks, robberbaron offers light appetizers, making it the perfect spot for a friendly gathering or an intimate night out.

  • Dog-friendly environment
  • Engaging trivia nights and live entertainment
  • Chic decor to enhance the overall dining experience

From spontaneous comedy shows to heartfelt conversations over a bottle of wine, robberbaron truly captures the essence of community and celebration. Come visit and start your own memorable story here!

Cocktails

Better Than Aperol Spritz

Fiero, mandarin, topo chico, brut cava

US$13.00

Mother Of Dragons

Elderflower, lemon, brut cava

US$13.00

I Hear Chris Is Doing Car Commericals (Mann Drink)

Vermouth, fresh mint, topo chico, lemon peel

US$13.00

Jennifer Is Dating A Weird Guy

Tequila blanco, fresh watermelon, lemon, brut cava, ice

US$14.00

I Came Here To Slay

Seedlip gin, cranberry, manzanilla sherry, ice.

US$14.00

I Once Saw John Stamos On A Airplane

Vodka, cucumber lemonade, mint, brut cava, ice

US$13.00

Brut, Cava Avinyo Reserva 2017 Penedes, Spain

Pet Nat, Orsi - Vigneto 2018 San Vito, Italy (Natty By Nature)

US$55.00

Brut, Ruelle-Pertois Premier Cru Nv Champagne (She A Split)

US$55.00

Brut Rose, J. Lassalle Premier Cru Nv Champagne, France

US$140.00

Brut Rose, Billecart Salmon Nv Champagne, France

US$190.00

Wines - Bubbles

Wines - Rose

Pinot Noir, Scribe 2021, Sonoma, Cali (Britney Spears Loves The Hacienda).

Loureiro, Ameal 2020 Portugal (All The Cool Kids Are Doing It)

US$15.00

Sauv Blanc, Pierre A Feu 2020 Touraine, France

Chenin Blanc, Domaine Gilet 2020 Vouvray, France.

Viura, Ostatu 2020 Rioja, Spain

US$52.00

White Blend, Rose & Son 2020 Santa Ynez, Cali (Orange Wine For Dat Ass).

US$55.00

Chardonnay, Favia 'Carbone' 2020 Coombsville, Cali (Don't Be Afraid To Get Chardonnaughty).

US$81.00

Wines - White

Wines - Red

Pinot Noir, Bloodroot 2020 Sonoma County, Cali (Johnny Utah Makes This)

Grenache/Syrah, La Comarcal 2019 Valencia, Spain

Cab Franc, Domaine De La Chanteleuserie 2019 Bourgueil, France

Cab Sauv, Cain 2017 Napa Valley, Cali (Big Daddy Kane)

Gamay, Guy Breton Chiroubles 'Cuvee Lea' 2019 Beaujolais (Light And Pretty Like You)

US$74.00

Grenache, Gramenon 'Poignee Deraisins' 2020 France

US$60.00

Brancellao/Mencia, Dominio Do Bebei 'Lacima' 2016 Ribeira Sacra, Spain (Bron-Thsay-Yow)

US$87.00

Pinot Noir, Regis Bouvier 2018 Marsannay France.

US$72.00

Sangiovese, Dora Forsoni Reserve 2015 Montepulciano, Italy

US$92.00

Nerello Mascalese, Masseria Del Pino 2018 Sicilia, Italy (Super Godfather Pt 2 Vibes)

US$95.00

Mantonegro, 'Son Agullo,'C'an Vurdera 2018 Binissalem-Mallorca Spain (Deep Island Vacay Vibes)

US$81.00

Syrah, Jolie-Laide 2019 North Coast, Cali

US$74.00

Nebbiolo, Giulia Negri Tarufaia,' 2017 Barolo, Italy (The King Like Notorious B.i.g.)

US$116.00

Zinfandel, Ridge 'East Bench' 2019 Dry Creek, Cali

US$68.00

Cab Sauv, Venn, Young Inglewood 2018 St. Helena, Cali (Inglewood Always Up To No Good)

US$85.00

Merlot, Snowden 2018 Napa Valley, Cali (Blow The Whistle!)

US$84.00

Bar Picnic

Cheese, nuts, fruit, pickles, olives, bread, crackers

US$17.00

Salma Hayek

Oaxaca string cheese, mole salami, crackers, smokey eye olive mix

US$13.00

Tinned Sardinas Board

Cheese, lemon, olives, mint, toast

US$13.00

Better Than Benihana's

Char siu bbq pork jerky, szechuan pickles

US$12.00

Debbie's Tator Tata's

Chipotle roasted tomato dip

US$8.00

Castelvetrano Olives

Lemon, chillis, herbs, orange

US$6.00

Mixed Nuts

Every nut likes this mix

US$4.00

Cheese & Charcuterie For Larger Groups

Snacks

Noble Drinks

Three-Eyed Raven

Cherries, lemon grass, agave nectar, cava

Mother Of Dragons

Elderflower, champagne, lemon ribbon

Blood Of My Blood

Burnt blood orange, green peppercorns, champagne

That Volleyball Scene In Topgun

Lavender, blueberries, rosemary, champagne

Black Velvet Dark Wings

Guinness stout, champagne, berry

French Prince Of Bel Air

Lillet rose, bitters, champagne, orange

Handler

Lager with fresh squeezed lemon

Snakes On A Plane

Craft dry cider, guinness stout

Brewery Hinomaru

330ml

Manabito

330ml

Junmai Ginjo

330ml

Brewery Kasumi Tsuru

720ml

Kimoto Extra Dry

720ml

Others